Something very strange is going on.
For the past week, every pair of socks or tights that I’ve taken off at the end of the day has had a hole in them, through which my right big toe is emerging.
You must be thinking I have feet like a goblin, or an Eagle-like claw on my right foot. I can assure you that I don’t. (Plus, after the first two instances, I cut my nails as short as possible and filed them to make sure.)
Perhaps all my socks are wearing out at the same time? It seems unlikely, considering I don’t exactly buy them in batches. (‘Sock-buying day, yay!’)
Perhaps that single toe is growing out of all proportion? My shoes don’t feel any smaller.
The only explanation is that someone has sneaked into my room and cut a tiny hole in the toe of each right sock. How very odd…
(Just in case, I bought new socks yesterday and I’m currently wearing a pair, so I will be sure to offer more riveting updates on the big sock conspiracy.)
In other news, this is my last day at work before two weeks off! There are only two of us out of ten, so I’m being a super(human) assistant and hopefully I can get everything wrapped up nicely (see what I did there?) in time for Christmas!
Hope you’re having a brilliant Friday!